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Bridget Star

Cruising the skies, finding a signal from our earthling Bridgit Star, not entirely unknown to us. Hence, maybe we are even the reason she is doing what she is doing. While we did the traditional Sleep Abduction, we might have overlooked the fact she is not of yesterday, and halfway through the beam, she woke up cursing something like “Not you again you fucking idiots, put me back” which we think is a sign of cooperation and willingness. Once on the table, she stopped resisting after 3 long hours. Talk about discipline, this carbon-emitting human has it! However, we might have underestimated the fact she acquired a new skill, earthlings call JOI. We call it “What the fuck just happened”

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