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Bridget Star

Cruising the skies, finding a signal from our earthling Bridgit Star, not entirely unknown to us. Hence, maybe we are even the reason she is doing what she is doing. While we did the traditional Sleep Abduction, we might have overlooked the fact she is not of yesterday, and halfway through the beam, she woke up cursing something like “Not you again you fucking idiots, put me back” which we think is a sign of cooperation and willingness. Once on the table, she stopped resisting after 3 long hours. Talk about discipline, this carbon-emitting human has it! However, we might have underestimated the fact she acquired a new skill, earthlings call JOI. We call it “What the fuck just happened”

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Catalina Berlin

Hi, there earthling. We examined Catalina Berlin for you, and we came to the following conclusion. Her body is perfect, it’s warm and fluffy. We loved her front work, nice and soft fun bags. Can store a lot of extra handbags when going on a trip. Her face has a normal shape, we found nothing out of the ordinary, her smile was returning every time and does not seem to go away that easily. Lots of extra storage in the trunk, and when you tickle her a little, she makes very funny sounds. Her brain work came back just fine, she seems to remind a lot, stores only happy memories and has a control alt delete for people she does not love.

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